I’m gonna start watching Supernatural. Here we go.
“911 whats your emergeny” “hello 911 its really hot out and my pants are sticking to my butt”
- Person: "Ça va?"
- Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
- Person: "Ça va."
Nope, it’s a little girl cat. Her name is short for Persephone. c:
so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this
so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse